Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (PG): How to Milk Turtles Without Nipples.

A One Mann’s Movies review of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem” (2023). The “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” have been trotted out to the cinema for each new generation of kids. Looking at IMDB, there have been films in 1990 (then sequels in 1991 and 1993), 2009, 2014 (and then 2016) and as recently as … Read more

Fast X (12): Absurd Action Sparked by Dante’s Pique.

A One Mann’s Movies review of “Fast X” (2023). I’ve not been a long-term fan of the Fast and the Furious series, and still haven’t watched the majority of them. But, by now, regular readers will know that I tend to take a dim view of movies that stretch the bounds of credibility beyond breaking … Read more

The Suicide Squad (15): A surfeit of Gunn-violence.

A One Mann’s Movies review of “The Suicide Squad” (2021). Bob the Movie Man Rating: What a difference a “The” makes! The original “Suicide Squad” from 2016 was a botched and lacklustre affair, getting just 2.5 stars from me. James Gunn’s semi-reboot is hyper-violent, overlong, totally ludicrous but a whole bunch of fun. One of … Read more

F9 (12): Magnetic bulls**t that will no doubt attract Fast-fans.

A One Mann’s Movies review of “F9: The Fast Saga” (2021). Bob the Movie Man Rating: For F9’s-sake. “Fast and Furious 9” – – that’s NINE! Big sigh. You’d think by now, they would be getting vaguely good at this. And I guess they are in a lazy, formulaic, money-making sort of way. “Do you … Read more

Dolittle (PG): A complete mess…. but kids will probably love it.

One Mann’s Movies Film Review: Doolittle (2020). Robert Downey Jnr misfires with a bizarre attempt at a Welsh accent, but this is one I predict the kids/grandkids will love. Adults: 2.5/5; Kids: 4/5.